‘Oh yeah, that can be a bit awkward. Why don’t you just start with something light, you know, like um - “I’d love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa-Loompas,” you know, something a bit fun, a bit jokey. And then you can get more hardcore, run with the old classics, like “I’m playing with my dirty pillows,” “I’m aching for your big purple-headed womb ferret.” And then go straight in hard, like “Get ‘round here ‘cause I’m fudding myself stupid and I’m bloody loving it.” Right?’
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trelface reblogged this from literarymindedcrush and added:
LOVE extras, so hilarious!
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unbrokendreams reblogged this from literarymindedcrush and added:
Kate on Extras! is genius. This woman can’t do anything wrong haha
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