LiteraryMinded crush
Brian: You are really prettyGirl at Bar: ThanksBrian: You know, uh, I wrote a bookGirl at Bar: What’s that?Brian: It’s like a long magazineGirl at Bar: Huh?Brian: It’s like the Internet made out of a treeGirl at Bar: Oh, weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?Brian: Oh gosh, what a treat, yes I would like that

Brian: You are really pretty
Girl at Bar: Thanks
Brian: You know, uh, I wrote a book
Girl at Bar: What’s that?
Brian: It’s like a long magazine
Girl at Bar: Huh?
Brian: It’s like the Internet made out of a tree
Girl at Bar: Oh, weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?
Brian: Oh gosh, what a treat, yes I would like that

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